Drop that soilent brown and cough cheese sandwich and order a mess of Captain Jolt DVD's! You'll see more action than a Japanese bedpan! You'll get more laughs than at a modern science lecture! Don't be an Iraqi bunker potato...order today!
Each DVD/VCD contains 3 hilarious episodes of Captain Jolt and his sidekick Spaceburt flying around the universe fighting half-brained, robotic ex-presidents, and bloodythirsty pee jugs commanded by an undead Carol O'Connor. Then, just when you think you seen it all, Captain Jolt stretches out his adult diaper past the limits of good taste.