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Caffeinated Ramblings

After another successful 10 minute diet, I decided to gorge myself on whatever refridgerator shakens hit the floor. How was I supposed to know Spaceburt had hid a Rotweiller in there to prank Litwick. Delicious! Ooh, that dog has bite, or it might be the 32 ounces of relaxitive I just ate. This is going to make a bigger splash than when Rosie O' Donnell went after a dropped half eaten hoagie into the pool!

-Captain Jolt

  CAPTAIN JOLT NEWS

Rise of the Dallop is here! Check your underpants for the latest download! This one will have you sweating...like a fourth meal at taco bell!

This is our first new podcast in 6 months, while there is more on the way, we would still like to hear from you. Tell us where your from or just say hi. If you write a review on iTunes it will help us get more notoriety. Do it now!

If you would like to see these projects move faster, please write to us and encourage us. We move faster when we know there are fans who care.

 
Predictions by Mystic Sven

I forsee Big Sweaty Betty eating...a lot. I also see me and brother Ola hiding in her butt dimple and taking over the universe. We will ride her trumpet blast to victory! Yah!

Captain Jolt Dictionary

Push! Push! Push! - This is the battle cry of the captain's bowels or the last thing heard before Litwick howls!